Triggerfish 2955 Presents HONEY, I SHRUNK THE SHIPS! Limited Arena Commander Map Tired of feeling like a small cog in a big machine? Well…you’re going to love this. Welcome to the shrunken place, AKA the marble ‘verse, AKA micro maps, AKA… you get the point. This Triggerfish, Arena Commander brings a new twist to the small screen from inside your very own hab.
Want to show the 'verse that you're a compact combatant, a miniature mauler, or a tiny trooper? Play on the EZ Hab map between now and April 7, 2000 UTC and you'll earn the Downsized Spectrum badge after the event ends. Swerve Pico asteroids, traverse countertop landscapes, and fire some itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie pew pews.
PS: Miniature MISC R.A.P.T.O.Rs will not be available for Triggerfish 2955.
PPS: Miniature Origin 404s are available, we just can’t find them.
Refining civilization threeElectrified withCondensing souls supra- Oya II We know that we have been Cruel We offer this Timeline to the Civilization as a place to study and a place to meet We offer this Ship to the Horizon as a place to study and a place to meetTiny Room, Big BoomsBecome a toy soldier in Arena Commander’s newest battleground; the EZ Hab. Has your hab blown up or have you shrunk down? You decide. Settle your quantum quarrels further in our micro map within a map, bringing a whole new meaning to “table top gaming.”Combined [Tiny] ArmsPartake in ship battles or take the fight to the ground to pick on someone your own minuscule size. Whether you want to orbit plushies or scale kitchen furniture, there’s a good, clean, and tiny fight waiting for you.Tiny Room, Big Booms Become a toy soldier in Arena Commander’s newest battleground; the EZ Hab. Has your hab blown up or have you shrunk down? You decide. Settle your quantum quarrels further in our micro map within a map, bringing a whole new meaning to “table top gaming.”
Combined [Tiny] Arms Partake in ship battles or take the fight to the ground to pick on someone your own minuscule size. Whether you want to orbit plushies or scale kitchen furniture, there’s a good, clean, and tiny fight waiting for you.
Patch Notes 1. Additions/Changes Torpedo Burrito crumbs now fill your hunger to 100%
Pico is not actually larger, you're just now able to see his true form while shrunken down.
To be more in line with their name, "EZHab" is now more literal, and has been reduced down to a single hab for all players.
Bouncing on the bed 10 times will cause other players also on the bed to elicit uncontrollable high-pitched squealing and subsequent incapacitation for 30 seconds.
Finley can be ridden as a flying mount to offer players a better vantage point on the map. Squeezing Finley's midsection midflight will give a temporary boost of speed but will cause him to start bucking.
Players submerging themselves in a coffee mug will gain temporary movement speed, energizing, and cognitive-boosting effects but with a massively accelerated dehydrating debuff. Effects will last until either the player's hydration level reaches zero (which leads to instant death) or they get incapacitated (which also leads to instant death).
Added procedural hab hauntings. Upon respawn, activate a low chance of being visited by the ghost of your previous character’s life. During Luminalia, a holiday theme replaces the standard spirit with past, present, and future variants available.
Mantis interdiction field now doubles as a bug zapper
Players must shrink down to read this note, Syke. Gotcha, Pilot.
2. Known Issues Players may occasionally become wedged between couch cushions.
EZHab lampshade brightness is currently set to 'surface of the sun'. Please wear SPF 100 and don't make eye contact.
Some players reported poor performance near the decorative floor sock. This should be improved following the implementation of SSDFSS (Server-Side Decorative Floor Sock Streaming) Tier 0.
Elevator buttons currently require a party of 4 to push.
See you on the battlefield!